| POLL: (updated) What's the least $$$ you'd take to give another man a BJ? | Reply |
| How much would another man have to pay you for some oral sex? | ||
| Results (total votes = 8): | ||
| No amount of money in the world. | 1 / 12.50% |  |
| $5 million | 2 / 25.00% | |
| $1 million | 1 / 12.50% | |
| $500,000 | 2 / 25.00% | |
| $100,000 | 1 / 12.50% | |
| $50,000 | 0 / 0.00% | |
| $10,000 | 0 / 0.00% | |
| A cool grand and I'm blowin. | 1 / 12.50% | |
| I'd do it for a wink and a smile. | 0 / 0.00% | |
| I've already done it for free. I am disqualified. | 0 / 0.00% | |
We did this poll a few years ago, but with some many newbies on board I'm curious if we've moved in one direction or another. So again, I ask.
In order to ensure there's no wiggle room here, I'm once again including the frequently asked questions so you can't vote "never" because you're imagining that it could be a CIA operative with a poisoned umbrellas, so to speak. Dude doesn't have a poisoneous dart in his pee hole, nor does he even have any diseases.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
1) Do I have to actually talk to the dude, or can I just have the financial aspects worked out in advance so I can just grab the damn thing and get to work?
Unfortunately, having the financial aspects worked out means you either have already spoken with him, or have introduced a 3rd party negotiator (like your mom), which isn't good. So yes, you must at the very least speak to him. You don't have to talk dirty, though. Just get suckin'. Pussy.
2) Do I have to cup his balls or otherwise message his man parts?
Jebus. You're really starting to gross me out here. No. You don't have to do anything except, well, you know. Further, the rules disable him from pulling your hair and aiding in the process. That's just wrong and damn near degrading, IMHO.
3) Will anyone find out about this?
No. It's a sworn secret. Outside of you getting drunk and telling someone in 30 years (just to reneg later), your sugar daddy ain't tellin' no one.
For sake of comfort, lets assume your least-favorite aunt dies at the same time (exact same time). So you can use that to explain the sudden pitfall of wealth.
4) What if I can't finish?
I know what you mean, because I'm gagging myself just picturing you and your unfinished blowjob. Look, if you don't finish, you don't get the cash. All you get is penis breath and an unsatified customer. Again, for your comfort, let's assume this isn't Super (or sterile) Weiner Man that can take a sucking forever. Pain is temporary, pride lasts forever, boys.
5) Just how big is the damn thing?
Note huge. Average. Pretty normal looking schlong. Not all veiny and jacked up. No particular growths or scars. Just a penis.
6) Is the dude gonna get all the way naked?
I don't really know. If you're latched onto his honker, does it really matter if he takes off his trucker's hat?
7) What if he rips me off and doesn't pay?
Won't happen. I sympathize with your concern here. For sake of argument - and again - your comfort, let's assume this is the straightest shooter on the planet. Get it? Get it? "Straightest shooter"? Nevermind. Aside from paying another man for a BJ, the dude is on the up and up and won't rip you off.
8) I'm a woman, and though I can't answer your question, can I just substitute oral sex with another woman to partake in this poll?
Ya, right. Like that's the same thing. 1) you've probably already done it atleast once, 2) all women are gay to atleast some extent, so you'll bring down our average.9) Do I have to youknowwhat?
Yes. I'm sorry. You have to. Hey, I apologized. It's the nectar of life, people. It can't taste that bad. (note - I can't believe I just typed that).
10) Can I give it a woman's name?
You can name it anything you want, but that's just weird.
11) Is it tax free money?
Of course. The blowee won't even fill out the comments section on the check. It'll be made out to cash.
